Reason for non attendance tonight

[granny aged female]

I have a novel and very Australian reason for not coming down to Raw this evening.  Forget magpie season and red Australian dust.  This morning I was in a bunch ride near Raymond Terrace on the highway (dual carriageway 110 zone) and I came down heavily on the tarmac because of a kangaroo!!

No broken bones, just rather stiff and sore and I don't really remember a thing.

[Artson]

Hope you recover well

Go to the butcher and order a Kangaroo steak for dinner and revenge